Welcome to my fashion world, inspired by drag queens, divas, Barbara Stanwyck, Lana Turner, and Mrs. Roper from Three's Company.

“Who is she wearing?” they all whispered. Everything can be seen on the runways of Paris, Milan, Madrid, and Colma. Each outfit has graced the pages of Vogue, Elle, and Weekly World News. Between Letitia (shoes), Joanne (gifts), and Roxane (Tucson thrift stores) I was able to pull together a look that was both over the top and wildly inappropriate. I like to call it the “Kept” chic. (A word to the wise: wear your slinky stuff at the beginning, while you still fit into them.)